Monday, April 21, 2014

Do You Ever...

Do you ever...

Hear a noise while driving your car and think "is that my wheel/doorframe/catalytic converter pinging and about to fall off?"
Only to realize it was a tambourine or synthesizer in the song on your radio. 
Whew, that was a close call!

Wonder if people from your past ever think about you in their present?

Watch too many episodes of House Hunters International and honestly think about packing up all your shit and hiring a helicopter pilot to harness up your horse for an ocean flyover because your moving to the Hawaiian island of Kauai by the end of the week?

Feel that the life you wanted to live can still be fulfilled...if you only had a bit more money?

Have leg envy?
With your husband's legs?
Minus the hair of course. 

Wish it was socially acceptable to wear your pants up high?
Like under your boobs high?
Is it just me?

Wish blood draws could be done ANY other way other than with that damn sharp (but tiny) needle that hurts like a mofo going through your suddenly elephant thick skin?

Watch a really scary movie with your eyes almost, completely squished shut?
Where you end up looking through your eyelashes?
Or with a thin scarf covering your face?
Because that way it's not nearly as scary?
I do. 

1 comment:

  1. two words of warning about the pants: camel toe

    you crack me up.