Sunday, June 9, 2013

Parents Say The Darndest Things

When you have kids you hear yourself saying some strange things.
And we have had our share of strange things said around here.
Not just the regular parent things like "because I said so!" or "don't put that in the toliet!"
We have said the following things to our kids lately...

"Take that cat back outside Zoe!"
"Because that's not our cat!"
"It's not?!"

"Please do NOT spray air freshener into your hair so it smells like apples and do NOT spray it on the dog because he smells like a horse."

"Somebody get a spatula!"
"There's something strange in the crabitat and I'm not gonna touch it!"

"You may NOT put a potty seat in the living room so that you can pee and not have to miss watching Max and Ruby!"

"We do not put food up our nose that we will then put in our mouth!"

"Yes, that is a good hiding spot, but don't hide in the dryer with the door closed again."

"If you think the Orange Dreamsicle yogurt tastes like barf, then stop eating it!"

"Hold you head still or I'll never get these little pliers around your tooth!"

These things have all been said to my kids in the past two weeks.
It's going to be a looooooong summer...

1 comment:

  1. AWWWW! I love their recital dresses! SOOO CUTE!!! How did it go?