The letter of the day is W.
Which asks the question...
Why do I always say "YES!" with arms raised skyward when I throw something from far away into the garbage can and actually make it?
Why do my babies keep getting bigger thus making me older?
Why does the dog like to eat others' poops?
Why do small kids have to get big diseases?
Why does cracker candy make you addicted like it's really hard-core crack?
Why are there holy wars?