Bad Dog!

In the past week this dog 

has eaten the following...

-A dead minnow 

-An entire container of hermit crab food

-Grass growing behind the garage

-The last Krispy Kreme doughnut that was a chocolate sprinkled beauty (BAD DOG!)

-A sketch pad 

-Deer poo

-Cat barf

And very little dog food. 

It just doesn't taste as good as all of this other stuff, I guess!